Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.

Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed .

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound X Labrador = labador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.