FEUDALISM - You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmenrs. You get as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
DICTATORSHIP - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY - You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
WESTERN DEMOCRACY - You government promises to give you two cows. If you vote for it. When the president is later impeached for speculating in cow futures, the press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government regulates when you can feed them and milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that, it takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain. Then it makes you fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY - You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbours try to kill you and take the cows.
CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ENVIRONMENTALISM - You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
FEMINISM - You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and denies that they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of an intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
SURREALISM - You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.